Bad advice.

"Welcome to real world." / "Grow up."

What it really means: "I've got a shitty outlook on life. I want to suck you into my lonely, miserable world. How dare you be happy? Obviously happiness is for ignorant, naive, children who are blind to the pain creeping behind every corner... the desperation in every smile. If you are so happy, perhaps you should work your spirit to death like the rest of us, you goddamn happy motherfucker. You know what?I am automatically assuming that because you are happy and joyful, you must be a lazy shit. With your little jokes, and your appreciation for beauty. FUCK."

Romanticizing your shitty emotions is among the most deluded of all delusions. Telling me "reality" isn't romantic and beautiful is worse.

When it's valid:

• When your friend is hurting himself.

When it's not valid:

• When your friend isn't living up to your standards.

QUICK QUESTION:

Are you happy?

If no: No thanks on your terrible advice.

I seek to be happy without being a burden on others, and doing good.

The internet: now featuring this guy.

It's not a big deal, really.

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I'm doing this blog nonsense again.
Because fuck you, you question-asking whore.
Oh, what? You didn't ask a question?
Well, how is it that you've managed to question
my authority without posing a question?
I don't much care for you or your paradox.
I'll be asking the questions around here.
And if nobody shall answer,
than I shall answer myself.
How are you doing?
I'm doing just fine. You know.

Come on.
Well, I've been feeling a little apathetic lately.

Yeah, I hear that. It's this weather.
Nah, I don't think it's that simple.

You aren't immune to the effects of weather,
simply because you are aware of it.
No, but I am immune to your tasteless administration of idiotic advice, regardless of whether it's wrapped in some cute little turn of phrase.

That wasn't exactly "cute".
That's what I'm getting at, really.

Look, I was just trying to help.
I don't even know why I come over here anymore.

Because I'm the only one who understands you.
I'm just gonna go. You're ... you're just... so unbearable.

Nice seeing you too.